if you try to call me “sweetie” or “honey” or “sweetheart” when we’re arguing may god help you because i will actually scratch your face off
Every woman has mastered this. We are actually born with this skill.
You level up when you can do it with long sleeves
I was the only girl on an all-boys varsity soccer team. I had to change on the bus during away games because I didn’t have a locker room at other schools. I was not uncomfortable with that, actually. I did what I had to.
But one day I noticed that like three guys who were seniors were just staring at me as I did this and I must have shot them a dirty look because one of them (who is actually a family friend) was like “I’m sorry, I don’t mean to stare, but we’re still trying to figure out how the hell girls do that” and I just felt bad. They just want to get their girlfriend’s bra off without losing an eye and we can remove the whole thing like fucking wizards
(Fonte: drognerys)
if you’re happy and you know it
stay away from doctor who
also sherlock
don’t even touch supernatural
merlin is just painful. don’t do it.
*clap clap*
if you’re happy and you know it, stay away
if you’re happy and you know it, stay away
Superwholock makes you cry
and Merlin makes you want to die
so if you’re happy and you know it, stay away
depression
its just like this omg
Oh my god.
Y’see
Getting into KH is at first really weird
You don’t understand wtf is happening but it’s fun and original and good
AND THEN SUDDENLY YOU GET SAD
yOU’rE CRYING
THE WORLD IS FULL OF GRIEF BECAUSE OF KH CHARACTerS ANDYOU CAN’t DO THSI ANYMORE
DESTINY ISLANDS TRIO???? PAINFUL. SEA SALT FAMILY??? SUFFERING. WAYFINDER TRIO???? DOOMED.
THE NOBODIES????? MORE LIKE [BANSHEE SCREECH]
[BASHES HEAD AGAINST WALL] I’M NOT OK
(Fonte: isanort)
