- “I Wrote a 4 Page Paper This Morning” by Jaded Honors Student
- “Stop Making Out with the Sophomores” by brly emplyd
- “Laundry Quarters” by YogaPantz & the Hooded Sweatshirt
- “Popcorn for Lunch” by 2Broke4U
- “jPad Apples” by The Diederich Darlings
- “I Can Sleep When I Am Dead” by DJ y.o.c.o
*(You Only College Once remix)
bonus track! “The Never Ending Winter” by Cream City Chillin’
that awkward moment when the first 2 nights of 24/7 quiet hours are the loudest two nights all semester. Go to bed guys, stop having fun
Welcome to Pace, where everything’s made up, the points don’t matter, and no one give a shit.
“you’re only 18, you’ll regret that tattoo when you’re older” my mom says as she hands me college applications so i can decide on the career i’ll have for the rest of my life
So I’ve gotten an overwhelming amount of asks lately asking me to tell a story about college, because apparently you all think I do things with my life. Which is flattering, but wildly inaccurate.
Let me give you a clue as to what my typical collegiate experience has been: tonight my roommate, who we will be calling Fleece Pants within this story because she wears like a LOT of fleece pants, and I made a 2 hour trip to the gas station a few blocks away, bought donuts and two gallons of milk, and then stood outside our friend’s dorm yelling at her until she came outside and ate donuts with us.
I am weird and boring.
But the walk there and back reminded me that one time my freshman year when I still didn’t know the town I live in very well, Fleece Pants and I got lost trying to find Target and ended up in Wisconsin.
If you think this is a joke then you’re not in college yet.
I Think This College Might Be Catfishing Me [Click for more]
You can never be too sure what college you’re applying to.
- Clean house
- Glass of wine
- LotR marathon with a housemate
Gotta love spring break