Has anyone made a videogame where you’re a princess locked at the top of a tower and have to fight your way down to ground level? Because dang.
Like, think about it: you’re given this nice little room and no objectives at all and when you open the door the guard says ‘stay in there’ so you wait and nothing happens and you open the door again and try and walk out and the guard pushes you back in and says things like ‘you’re our prisoner’ and ‘where are you going, you’re stuck here’ and ‘are you trying to meet your prince? he won’t ever get up THIS high’ and ‘get back inside before I get mad’. But you can pick up a vase of flowers, and you can swing it around. And the thing is all the guards are expecting the hero to be battling his way up, and all this one wimpy little guard at the top is posted to your room for is to push you back into your room, so you can smash him over the head because he’s just not expecting it, and then steal his weapons. And after that you find that the guards are always bigger and stronger than you—and they get bigger and stronger every level down—but you can generally manage to get the first shot in because they’re waiting for the hero, and you’re the princess. And maybe there’s puzzles and stuff too, but you have to solve them backwards, working your way along from end to start, because they’re all set up for the hero. And when you get the bottom and you have the fight of your life because the guards are massed up waiting for the hero, tons of them with awesome weapons and armor and spells and you think it’s the boss battle, but when they’re all dead and the final ground-level door is free to open the credits don’t roll. And you realize there must be one more fight outside the doors, too, before you’re free, so you equip the best armor and weapons and potions you can find and go outside and you fight this one huge lone badass man on a badass horse in the sunlight. Then he’s finally defeated, and lying in the grass, and his horse is yours, and the credits still aren’t rolling. And you look at his corpse and you see he’s got a locket on, and in that locket is a picture of your face.
And then you realize that that was the hero.
And then the credits roll.
magnets from UO we got for our dad yesterday.
Every person who reblogs this will get a song title and a reason to listen to it put in their ask box
Oh man this person is in over their head.
6,750 notes, and I STILL GOT ONE
Man… Sir Tobias Eldridge is my hero.
Son she a basic bitch anyway
You asked for it, and here it is! (although I was going to do this regardless because you really all do make this blog and deserve more than just me running my mouth from time to time)
To properly show my thanks to everyone who’s been following, liking and reblogging FFT’s posts for the past year and a half, I’m giving away a custom Final Fantasy logo hoodie! A quick description of what you may win:
- A cotton hoodie in the size of your choice (US adult S, M, L; I will try to get XS or sizes above large if need be, but there is no guarantee on this D:).
- The hoodie is available in black, navy blue and white.
- Over the chest will be a logo of a Final Fantasy game of your choice! KEEP IN MIND THAT YOU’RE NOT LIMITED TO THE ONES SHOWN ABOVE. You can choose from logos from I-XIV, The After Years, Advent Children, Dirge of Cerberus, X-2, Revenant Wings, XIII-2, Dissidia, Dissidia 012, Tactics, Tactics Advance, War of the Lions, Grimoire of the Rift, Dimensions, Versus, Type-0, and Fabula Nova Crystallis. To see what these all look like, check out the samples at the bottom of the post!
- I only have the featured logos and colors, so please don’t ask for what I don’t have! D:RULES/TERMS AND CONDITIONS
- Everyone has a maximum of two shots through liking and reblogging this post once. Those who reblog multiple times will be disqualified.
- Please do not try to increase your chances by using any hoarded URLs you may have! >8[
- Yes, I ship internationally if the winner is outside of the United States!
- The deadline will be Thursday November 15, 2012 at 12:18 PM California time, so plan accordingly!
- The winner will be chosen through a random number generator.
- I will announce the winner within 24 hours of the deadline (November 16, 12:18 California time), and the winner in turn will have another 24 hours (November 17, 12:18 PM California time) to reply back to me to confirm.
- Please have your ask or submission boxes open so I can notify you!
- KEEP IN MIND that Final Fantasy Things is a linked account to my personal blog, so the winner will receive an ask/submission from me as gunbladekind.tumblr.com
- If the winner does not reply back to me within 24 hours of my personal notification, or ask/submission box are not activated, I will unfortunately have to choose another winner and that’s no fun. D:After the winner has been decided and confirms with me, I will then make the hoodie he/she chooses and ship it off. This could take a varying amount of time depending on circumstances like shipping times and such, so please be patient! At the very latest, I will try to have the hoodie shipped by no later than December 18, 2012.
One last thing: You do not have to be following Final Fantasy Things to win, nor would it increase your chances of winning! BUT if the winner is a follower, I will also throw in a Dissidia Final Fantasy: Excerpts from the Original Soundtrack selection CD as a little bonus! The CD contains 10 songs from the original soundtrack, as well as a mini biography on and liner notes from Dissidia’s composer Takeharu Ishimoto.Selection CD track listing:
- [DISSIDIA -opening-] from DISSIDIA FINAL FANTASY
- [Prelude -menu-] from DISSIDIA FINAL FANTASY
- [Keeping the Peace] from DISSIDIA FINAL FANTASY
- [Cosmos] from DISSIDIA FINAL FANTASY
- [Victory Fanfare -Cosmos-] from DISSIDIA FINAL FANTASY
- [Main Theme -arrange-] from FINAL FANTASY
- [Eternal Wind -arrange-] from FINAL FANTASY III
- [Battle With the Four Fiends -arrange-] from FINAL FANTASY IV
- [Battle at the Big Bridge -arrange-] from FINAL FANTASY V
- [Terra’s Theme -arrange-] from FINAL FANTASY VIAny other questions concerning this I will be glad to answer and clarify! In the meantime, good luck and keep calm and cast Ultima. :]
BLACK HOODIE SAMPLES: I | I alternate | II | II alternate | III | IV | IV alternate | IV: The After Years | V | VI | VII | VII: Advent Children | VII: Dirge of Cerberus | VIII | IX | X | X-2 | XI | XII | XII: Revenant Wings | XIII | XIII-2 | XIV | Dissidia | Dissidia 012 | Dimensions | Tactics | Tactics Advance | Tactics Advance A2 Grimoire of the Rift | Tactics War of the Lions | Versus XIII | Type-0 | Fabula Nova Crystallis
NAVY HOODIE SAMPLES: I | I alternate | II | II alternate | III | IV | IV alternate | IV: The After Years | V | VI | VII | VII: Advent Children | VII: Dirge of Cerberus | VIII | IX | X | X-2 | XI | XII | XII: Revenant Wings | XIII | XIII-2 | XIV | Dissidia | Dissidia 012 | Dimensions | Tactics | Tactics Advance | Tactics Advance A2 Grimoire of the Rift | Tactics War of the Lions | Versus XIII | Type-0 | Fabula Nova Crystallis
WHITE HOODIE SAMPLES: I | I alternate | II | II alternate | III | IV | IV alternate | IV: The After Years | V | VI | VII | VII: Advent Children | VII: Dirge of Cerberus | VIII | IX | X | X-2 | XI | XII| XII: Revenant Wings | XIII | XIII-2 | XIV | Dissidia | Dissidia 012 | Dimensions | Tactics | Tactics Advance | Tactics Advance A2 Grimoire of the Rift | Tactics War of the Lions | Versus XIII | Type-0 | Fabula Nova Crystallis
Logo vectors created by and used with permission from eldi13.deviantart.com.
Hoodie base templates created by blackoutballad.tumblr.com.
Final Fantasy Things is in no way affiliated with Square Enix Co., Ltd., is profiting in no way from this giveaway, and claims no ownership or affiliation to Square Enix or the Final Fantasy brand.
from enchanted-wind & witch-moon @ tumblr!
just in time for samhain, this giveaway will be useful for honoring passed ancestors and celebrating the celtic new year.
☾ a small mason jar of 20 cinnamon sticks (sticks are about 3in in length).
☾ 2 small altar pillar candles (4in height - orange and white), 1 goddess pillar candle with beautiful tree and spiral carvings - purchased at my local pagan pride day - handmade in new mexico by a lovely lady (4in height), and 4 tea lights (apple fig tart & harvest time - 2 of each).
☾ a sweetgrass and cedar smudge stick (6in).
☾ an orange rustic branch pencil for spell work (7in).
☾ 2 pine cones.
☾ 9 pine scented incense cones.
☾ a rustic brass bell.
☾ an antique brass key.
☾ a silver and glass locket with a dried rose pressed inside. perfect for keeping photographs of your ancestors in the locket for remembrance on samhain!
☾ a triple pointed quartz necklace. this handmade necklace is by conjuration on etsy.
☾ a smoky black agate slice.
☾ 2 polished stones - citrine & smoky quartz.
- citrine attracts success, abundance and prosperity. it brings good fortune in unexpected ways and manifests abundance while imparting generosity. it can help to relieve depression, anger and mood swings. it also magnifies personal power and energy while dissipating negative energy of all kinds. citrine removes energy of all kinds, but is special in that it does not absorb negative energy - meaning it never needs energy cleansing. citrine is the perfect stone to create stability and protection in your life!
- smoky quartz can be used for grounding work and to remove negativity. it is a wonderful stone that helps to turn negativity into positive energy and can help elevate your mood and relieve depression.
☾ 2 clear quartz circular pillar crystals (one is 2in, the other is 1.25in tall) and one raw quartz chunk (1.25in wide).
- quartz is helpful for healing, protection, and meditation as well as balancing your personal environment and dispelling negative energy.
☾ must be following both: enchanted-wind AND witch-moon.
☾ must re-blog this post at least once (no likes will be counted) but no more than 10 times. no more than 10 reblogs will count!
☾ giveaway will be open until WEDNESDAY OCTOBER 24. this way we can get the package sent out with enough time for it to arrive around samhain.
☾ must be willing to give your name & address to have the package shipped to you.
this is a 100% free giveaway, there is no cost to you! we just want to thank our followers for being so wonderful. sorry this giveaway will be a little rushed, but we have been quite busy lately, but found some time to get a giveaway put together this afternoon :)
*also, please note that any items not listed above are not included in the giveaway. they were only included in the photos for decorative purposes.
reblogging as a reminder that THE GIVEAWAY ENDS TOMORROW 10/24!
Supernatural Episodes That Need To Happen: A Musical
“If I have to sing about my feelings one more time, I’m gonna be sick.”
do gay countries count
a store where you can buy all the things you see in tumblr
do celebrities count
can you pay in feels instead of money?
how the fuck do you pay in feels like just cry at the cashier until they nod and hand you your thing?