between-rage-and-serenity:

from a person who has never read the books

• the world has gone to hell
• and now everything is DISTRICTS
• (which just reminds me of Traverse Town in Kingdom Hearts. But I have a feeling that these districts are not inhabited by cute disney characters)
• anyway
• SUDDENLY
• SOMETHING CALLED A KATNISS APPEARS
• and is all I VOLUNTEER! because the scary bedazzled purple lady had to go and pick Katniss’s sister Primrose (why does no one in this book have a normal name?) to be in LE HUNGER GAMES
• (which has nothing to do with food, sadly
• I thought it would be some sort of deadly Master Chef thing)
• and then BOWS AND ARROWS
• and Peeta?
• And then everyone dies
• the end
• And then something about mocking birds being set on fire

mcgoats:

papercranes-paperplanes:

barthvader:

because i haven’t blinked since i saw your face.

most flawless

pickup line

ever

holy fuck

• Teacher: Welcome to class students! Please say "here" when I call your name
• Teacher: Albus
• Albus: Here!
• Teacher: Doctor
• Doctor: Oh, yes, uhm, hello. I can't talk at the moment, time's gone wibbly. Probably leave a message at the tone or something
• Teacher: Uhm... okay? Hermione
• Hermione: Yes, I'm here! And when's our first test? I've been studying all summer and-
• Red-headed boy in class: Oh my god, Hermione, shut up!
• Teacher: And you must be Ron! Okay then. Primrose
• Primrose: Here
• Random girl in the back of the class: I VOLUNTEER!!
• Teacher: And I see Katniss has made it today, as well. Welcome.
• Blonde boy: Katniss is here?! Yes!! Here, Katniss, try this bread I baked this morning!!
• Brunette boy: Oh you'd better keep your hands off her! She's my best friend! We go hunting together!
• Teacher: Peeta! Gale! Stop fighting over Katniss and sit down!
• Teacher: Kurt
• Kurt: Right here, miss!
• Bowtie boy: You're the most intesresting boy in all Ohio.
• Teacher: And there you are Blaine.
• Teacher: Rory
• Doctor: Oh, Rory died yesterday, ma'am. But he should be back again tomorrow.
• Teacher: ....oh...kay? And lastly, Draco.
• Draco: I'm LAST?! My father will hear about this!

oh-bytheangel:

catchmeifyoucannibal:

magical-and-mystical:

holytaxaccountant:

tickle-me-misha:

preservedcucumbers:

gwladus:

forever-a-bear:

pollux-and-castor:

fondlyregarded:

afroney:

fantakind:

nefflovesong:

jadelaughingalonewithsquiddles:

princeofmope:

TEARS.

^^^

What…even.. I think i just heard my ribs crack.

Holy fuck

CHRIST

MOTHERFUCK

For some reason Tiptoe Through the Tulips played in my mind the whole time.

“Is that what things do when they die?”

 #Team Rocket’s blasting off AGAAAAAAAAAIN

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

I PHYSICALLY CANNOT

I’VE LOST THE ABILITY TO CAN.

I’M FUCKING DYING HOLY SHIT

omfg

(Fonte: dw-t)

They're Taking The Hobbits To Isengard | Erwin Beekveld

assbutt-angels:

highly-functioning-sociopath:

whaaaaatevenis:

snape-in-the-tardis:

starwake:

 #I saw this and I was like #’please be what I think it is’ #and then I pressed play and JUST IJFESH:DF: YES

IT’S MY FUCKING JAM.

I SCREAMED

I SCREAMED

IT’S 3:23 IN THE MORNING AND I SCREAMED I SCREAMED

FOREVER MY FAVORITE SONG EVER

….Does anyone else see a problem with putting a pin THROUGH the condom?

I think your plan backfired, mom.

• Gay Guys: All the hot guys are straight
• Straight Guys: All the hot girls are lesbian
• Lesbians: All the hot girls are straight
• Straight Girls: All the hot guys are gay
• Bisexual Guys: All the guys are taken, all the girls are whores
• Bisexual Girls: All the guys are whores, all the girls are taken
• Pansexuals: All you mothafuckas look alike.
• Asexuals: The internet is really really great

letmetouchit:

pupfresh:

Now that MegaUpload has been shut down by the feds, other file sharing sites (Fileserve, Hotfile, Rapidshare, etc) are deleting files and blocking USA IP’s. You can check out the status of each site below.

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On one hand: THIS IS ABSOLUTELY TERRIFYING WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS??

On the other: …You know, that’s actually a really brilliant idea. Now the US can’t come after you.

sngaara:

hoofmk:

zerachin:

reaill:

adriofthedead:

teardropscars:

never-be-hopeless:

blast-endedskrewt:

YES YES YES

I will always reblog this. ALWAYS.

OR WAS IT

OH MY GOD HOW DID I FORGET ABOUT THIS

I haven’t reblogged this yet

fix’d that problem

GET ON MY BLOG AGAIN

LALALALALBLBAHBLAH  SHOULD SPEND MORE TIME WITH MY KIIIIDS

oh, it’s back xD

(Fonte: okaytoby)