- i find it pretty fucking inconsiderate that my grandchildren haven’t used time travel to visit me.
- and frankly, i’m a bit offended.
- AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU GRANDCHILDREN?
- WELL FUCK YOU
- MAYBE I WON’T EVEN HAVE KIDS AND YOU WON’T EXIST
- HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT
what if we have tho
what if we just didn’t know they were our grandkids
what if your best friend has to constantly remind themselves not to call you grandma/grandpa
whatsortofamandoesntcarryatrowel:
Thoughts of Flight | Arthur Darvill
THAT IS NOT ARTHUR DARVILL. I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THIS.
No. Stop. Just get in my pants.
OH MY GOD ARTHUR I CANT EVEN BREATHE HOLY FUCKING SHIT
FUCK ME
(Fonte: buttermelow)
THERE’S NOTHING AUTOMATED ABOUT ME, MEATBAG.
WAIT WHAT
MY WHOLE WAY OF THING HAS JUST BEEN STAMPED INTO THE GROUND
I’M CRYING I CHECKED IT TUMBLR BOT IS A PERSON HELP I CAN’T BREATHE
GREATEST PLOT TWIST ON TUMBLR
(Fonte: bubblemahtea)
wat. Oh shit. MIND IS FUCKED.
IT WAS SUICIDE!
My whole life is a LIEEEE!
MY WHOLE CHILDHOOD JOKE IS BASED ON A SUICIDAL CHICKEN.
Looks like it’s not a joke after all
OH MY GOD
THIS POST HAS CHANGED MY LIFE
Omfg. THE TRUTH HAS BEEN REVEALED.
WAIT THE CHICKEN COMMITTED SUICIDE?
OH MY GOD
Childhood = out the window
“HE IS THE FIRST DOCTOR WHO IS GOING TO TRAVEL THE UNIVERSE WITH HIS PARENTS.”
HOW DID SHE KNOW












