snoipahkat:

HAWKEYE NO……

(based on THIS)

thechronicwanderer:

fancypantz4:

growlithe:

persisting:

apiphile:

sofuckingbeautifulbaby:

hillarybuckholtz:

“The world of hot chocolate is dominated by two extremes.”

Drink This Not That!, p. 45 

“Night watchmen well past their prime, uniform fetishists, and moonlighting university students had been replaced by people with real professional skills.”

“While there was concern among experts and even some forecast accurately the coming collapse, they were largely voices in the wilderness.”

Bitch no

“That’s ten working days,” said the white administrator, reluctantly taking the application from me anyway. 

:( 

This means that a candidate gets significantly more benefit from carrying, say, Wyoming and the two Dakotas, with a total of nine electoral votes, than New Mexico, which has roughly the same total population as the three states combined but only five electoral votes.

surprisingly apt

“Later in that speech, Bush stated point blank the question that mainstream journalists had failed either to ask or to answer: “Why do they hate us?”

wow. bush. lolololol WHY DO THEY HATE US

“On the surface, this seems logical.”
-Health at Every Size. 

“Peeta’s a baker’s son.” - The Hunger Games

…I think I win :DD

ramwife:

I know what I’m doing tomorrow.

(Fonte: naoebullying)

bitch-im-classy:

Best way to get out of class

Omg LOL

OMFG MADE ME DROP MY FORK CAUSE I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD

omfg

(Fonte: ejakeldoor)

Solid Snake is my lobby

I walk into my dorm and this guy suddenly drops and hides under the box on his back.

MY NIGHT HAS BEEN MADE.

The cafeteria sells little cups of cookie dough

AWESOME :D

/bounces up and down and stuffs face./

wedonthavetolookback:

devinprichard:

iliveinaphotoboothnow:

blainespenis:

endofunctor:

zangen:

WOW FUCK YOU

omg how did i not think of this

THAT. IS. SO. FUCKING. COOL. 

HOLY. FUCKING. SHIT.

:o

OMG?! :o

INSTANT ENTERTAINMENT.

…And confusion.

(Fonte: )

skeetskeet-:

foreverwanking:

Reblog and then click the photo.

You can thank me later.

IF YOU HAVE A LAPTOP TURN IT SIDEWAYS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL SOMEONE DO THIS TO TUMBLR.

INSTANT ENTERTAINMENT.