You got me on the first one.
“There is no sobriety. ONLY ZUUL.”
Dead.
I’d drink there XD
A suitcase and a fanta can…
(via faggotbrigade)
A credit card application and a wireless router. Ballin’.
Pillow and pillow. Bitch, im BAMF.
My husband and…nothing. MATT YOU BETTER DO A GOOD JOB.
A phone and a laptop mouse… I’m screwed.
A piece of paper with a crochet pattern on it and an ipod charger.
I guess if the zombies like to crochet I can bargain with the pattern?
A candle and a container of raisins…hopefully they like chocolate scented wax and dried grapes more than human flesh.
My cell phone and my mouse. Well balls.
Cellphone and a headband. Bye guys, I’m gonna die now.
A camera and a printer. Smash zombies with printer….
A chair and a lamp. BRING IT ON.
