iquitelikeitthatway:

sallyintheskywithdiamonds:

ooh burn

#the cybermen/dalek interactions are the actual best omg

yes i agree like, omg.

Easily best Dalek and Cyberman scene ever.

starkinglyhandsome:

vibri:

acentric:

So, the heterosexuals are on the swingset, swinging back and forth like most people do.

And then there are the homosexuals swinging, like, side to side or something.

The bisexuals are sort of alternating between the two, and the pansexuals are just twisting their swing up in a knot and crashing into everyone like “fuck the police i do what i want”

And then the asexuals are just chilling out in the sandbox all alone, like: HEY GUISE, LOOK AT THE CASTLE I MADE GUISE, LOOK GUISE IT HAS A MOTE. GUISE. LOOK.

Still one of the most fantastic things ever written.

laughing REALLY HARD

I’m pansexual. When I was a kid, I spent all my time on the swings twisting around and launching myself at others. This explains everything.

asktinysora:

First thought:

“DAMMIT, TIGULL, WHAT HAVE WE TOLD YOU ABOUT EATING YOUR FRIENDS?”

peregrint:

kasienkanikki:

nasty-man:

OH MY GOD

THIS IS THE BEST ONE

EVERYONE ELSE GO HOME

(Fonte: hpfoc)

sngaara:

hoofmk:

zerachin:

reaill:

adriofthedead:

teardropscars:

never-be-hopeless:

blast-endedskrewt:

YES YES YES

I will always reblog this. ALWAYS.

OR WAS IT

OH MY GOD HOW DID I FORGET ABOUT THIS

I haven’t reblogged this yet

fix’d that problem

GET ON MY BLOG AGAIN

LALALALALBLBAHBLAH  SHOULD SPEND MORE TIME WITH MY KIIIIDS

oh, it’s back xD

(Fonte: okaytoby)

searchingfor-peace:

never-reallycanfixmyheart:

playerprophet:

plaidninjaturtle:

theamericankid:

“Wow Mr. Balloon, we’re going to have so much fun together.” POP “Hey, Mr. Balloon are you okay? Wha- what the, OHMYJESUSSWEETMOTHEROFGOD?!”

WHY!? The timing..!

I don’t think I can NOT reblog something that made me laugh so hard.

THE COMMENTARY

HAHAHAH just died

How high he jumps, though. haaahahaha

gallifreyburning:

DALEK YOU ARE DRUNK.

(Fonte: doctorwhogifs)

mossi-mo:

sparklingganymede:

cavejohnsons-lemon-stand:

spicypeppers:

delighteddelineations:

kryptoswag:

therearecertainshadesoflimelight:

“A 1^st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class.  She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb.”

 This is one of the greatest things I’ve ever read.

There are none so blind as Stevie Wonder.

HAHA, that’s terrible.

“Better late than pregnant.”

ohgoshwat

‘when the blind lead the blind, get out of the way’

this slayed me

‘Two is company, three’s the Musketeers’

I laughed really hard at this for no discernible reason whatsoever.

I AM DYING.

“If at first you don’t succeed, get new batteries.”

I CAN’T. MIND IN ALL THE WRONG PLACES WHY.

“Strike while the bug is close”

*dead* 

(Fonte: geekpanties)

fat-birds:

birdblog:

tooraloora:

festlich:

hahahah owls are silly

“WHERE AM I? WHAT IS GOING ON-?!

You know what? Screw it, I’m out.”

Seeing an owl walking is probably the most hilarious thing on the planet.

Awwww I wanna squish him <3

“WHERE AM I? WHAT IS GOING ON-?!

You know what? Screw it, I’m out.”

XDDD

(Fonte: thesharminator)

(Fonte: badlydrawnpokemon)